And for my female peeps, since I have the video of girls to entertain men...
I invented a new product for Sephora.
"the Polyamorous Man Sampler Pack".
Yes ladies, this pack of 5 men has a variety colors to choose from- "nudes" to "glittered gents"
And of course.... I've made them disposable because we don't want boredom and commitment. Who needs last seasons guy when there's a fresh one in the pack?
Why yes... I'm jaded; you give men your heart, they don't want it- a allegorical slap in the face- and they adore you! (Non violence)
Below is my invention- plus bonus footage of a glittered gent that I wish I could borrow his pantsuit and fashion sense!